Long hair, short hair, light hair, dark hair Long hair, short hair, light hair, dark hair Well, i was walkin' down the street in force nine gale My hair was blowin' out like a horse's tail I went to the barber's and he gave me a jar He said: "better use this or you won't get far" Just a little dab'll do ya (rub it in, rub it in) Just a little dab'll do ya (rub it in, rub it in) Just a little dab'll do ya to last the whole day long Told my friend about it and he gave me a smile Asked if he could use it for a little while Well, it ain't the kinda thing a guy can easily loan Okay guy, i'll get a jar of me own Well, you put a little blob on the palm of your hand Put your hands on your head, then you rub 'em around Well, i was naggin' with my baby in the back of the car She said: "your hair's in a mess, aren't you going too far?" Well, i told her not to worry 'cause i really cared I bought a spare jar, i was well prepared Well, you put a little blob on the palm of your hand Put your hands on your head, then you rub 'em around Just a little dab'll do ya Just a little dab'll do ya Just a little dab'll do ya Just a little dab'll do ya Just a little dab'll do ya to last the whole day long Shoot out and buy yourself a jar today