My aphrodisiac She calls me on the phone She says you don't know How it feels to be alone Barley's amber and the chesapeake meanders And the evergreen has lost another cone He won't commit even though the river seems to fit him Better than me and my sweaters ever will The timings terrible I'm sure you've had your fill But I just thought you'd find some comfort In this hymn In this hymn My aphrodisiac She writes me through the mail She says you don't know How it feels for me to fail I've taught them everything These books will let me find And still I cannot get Your accent off my mind I'm so flexible and easy to manipulate The truth is I am somewhere in between The timings terrible these days have been unbearable You should find some comfort Here in me Here in me My aphrodisiac She's difficult to bend The hardest part is knowing where to end Cause this could be so easy So that's why you gotta leave me And go back to the way we were again Cause he'll commit If you push him just a little bit They always do come closer when they fear Timings always terrible but isn't that the parable She found some comfort Somewhere here Somewhere here