Hey mister, where you headed? Are you in a hurry? I need a lift to happy hour Say, oh, no Do you brake for distilled spirits? I need a break as well The well that inebriates the guilt 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 Cold turkey's getting stale Tonight i'm eating crow Fermented salmonella poison oak, no There's a drought at the fountain of youth And i'm dehydrated My tongue is swelling up I say 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 Trouble times You know i cannot lie I'm off the wagon And i'm hitchin' a ride There's a drought at the fountain of youth And now i'm dehydrated My tongue is swelling up I say Shy! Trouble times You know i cannot lie I'm off the wagon And i'm hitchin' a ride (don't know where i'm goin') Hitchin' a ride [8x]