Tom: G G I'm a high straight in Plainview G A side bet in Idalou G C An' a fresh deck in New Deal D Yeah some call me high handed D Some call me low handed D G But I'm holdin' what I am the wheel [Chorus] G 'Cause I'm panhandlin' manhandlin' G C Post holin' hugh rollin' dust bowlin' Daddy D I ain't got no blood in my veins D I just got them four lanes D G Of hard Amarillo Highway I don't wear no Stetson But I'm willin' to bet son That I'm as big a Texan as you are There's a girl in her bare feet Assleep on the back seat And the trunk's full of Pearl and Lone Star [Chorus] Gonna hop outta bed Pop a pill in my head Yeah bust the hub for the Golden Spread Under Blue Skies Gonna stuff my hide Behind some Power Glide Get some southern fried back in my eyes [Chorus] [Refrain] As Close as I'll ever get to heaven Is makin' speed up old eighty-seven Of that hard ass Amarillo Highway