Tom: G Intro: |A E| |D E| |A E| |D E| Verse 1: A E I wouldn't be so a-lone B7 E If they knew my name in ev-e-ry home A E Kevin Spac-ey would call on the phone D E But I'd be too bu-sy Verse 2: A E Come back to the old five and dime B7 E Cameron Di-a_z give me a sign A E I'd make you smile all the time D Bm7 F#m F# Your con-ver-sa__tion would compliment mine__ Chorus: G D A I_ will_ talk and Hollywood will lis-ten G D A See_ them_ bow my ev'ry word_ G F# Bm G(2) Mr Spiel_berg_ look just what you're miss-ing____ D C Doesn't that seem a litte ab-surd? Em Bow at my ev'ry word_ Instr: |A E| |B7 E| |A E| |D E| Verse 3: A E Buy up the rights to my book B7 E Live on a ranch from-what-the-box-office-took A E I'll go and visit the set D E They'll call me their sa-viour__ Verse 4: A E All other people will scorn_ B7 E Ce-le-bri-ty lives on the moon_ A E But I'll be back home in June D Bm7 To promote the se-quel_ Chorus: G D A I_ will_ talk and Hollywood will lis-ten G D A See_ them_ bow my ev'ry word_ G F# Bm G(2) Mr Spiel_berg_ look just what you're miss-ing____ D C Doesn't that seem a litte ab-surd? Em |Em N.C.| Bow at my every word_