Tom: G
G A# G A#
G A# D slide up F then C
(You can also slide A# instead of F, sounds a bit better in the intro but transition to C is harder)
How peculiar
[Verse 1]
G A# G
I am all of the above babe
A# G
Johnny long strokes to the grave
A# D F (slide up) C
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle
G A# G
Rub me rub me up right lovely
A# G
If you lick it, then lick it, battery
A# D F (slide up) C
good and properly all night if you want
[Chorus]
D F C D D
I, haven't got a clue what to do with you
F C D D
I need for you to love me so much
F C D/A D/A
Jesus what am I going to do with this crush
Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush
[Bridge]
G A# G A#
G A# D F C
[Verse 2]
How peculiar
G A# G A#
Bend your long legs against the sofa
G A# D F (slide up) C
In the Dorchester you can get your all Bran
I'm not into hard sports
[Chorus]
D F C D D
Oh, I haven't got a clue what to do with you
F C D D
Jesus all the things my head is going through
F C D/A D/A
God what am I going to do with this crush
Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush
[Verse 3]
How peculiar
G A# G
Jesus what am I to do man
A# G
I am a depressed man
A# D F C
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
