Tom: A Intro 2x: F# E D B F# A B F# Graduated Miskatonic U D B F# Now I work Gizmotic Institute Graduated Miskatonic U... E B F# D 4x F# E D B F# 2x Graduated Miskatonic U... Graduated Miskatonic U... It hurts! E B F# D 4x E N.C. I'm not mentally retarded Mentally retarded Mentally retarded Mentally retarded E Mentally retarded Mentally retarded Mentally retarded Mental Yeah! E B F# D 4x F# E D B F# 2x Graduated Miskatonic U... A B F# Graduated from Hamburger U D B F# Now I drive Zamboni for the Moose Ya jerk! E B F# D 4x E I'm not mentally retarded... E B F# D 4x Mental yeah! F# E D B F#