Tom: D D E Em D D E Em D [Verse 1] D When I woke up this morning A Much to my surprise D The sun was going down and I was still alive D I looked into the mirror A And according to my eyes D The martians have invaded, it's hopeless [Interlude] D E Em D [Verse 2] D I went to see my doctor A To ask him what to do D Depending on the diagnosis D I said, "Doc, I'm seeing double A And how are both of you?" D No cause for alarm, it's hopeless [Chorus 1] G D You don't stand a chance, it's hopeless A D Everybody dance [Interlude] D E Em D [Verse 3] D Well, there's paradise and doomsday A It depends on which comes first D There's inner peace through meditation D There's optimists and pessimists A I don't know which is worse D But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow, it's hopeless [Chorus 2] G The solution has been dissolved D The crisis has been resolved A There's no need to change your plans D D7 It's a hopeless situation G For tomorrow is another day D And everything will be okay A D And by the way, it's hopeless (hopeless) [Outro] D E Em D D E Em D D E Em D