I'm just a ghetto farm kid Never who, never what, never did 'till i went to the city Come on, i'll admit That i did, yes i did (on purpose) Wear mesh shoes to a wedding Life after haircuts is too short The scissors don't care how it looked Before when the damage is done, i'll Be convinced this time That i'm never leaving home They cut my hair with a bowl I'm just a ghetto farm kid Never cool, never hip, never fit At my friends' birthday parties Come on and play, they say eat cake Is there money in it? okay I'll go home with a dollar fifty Life after haircuts is too short The scissors don't care how it looked Before when the damage is done, i'll Be convinced this time That i'm never leaving home They cut my hair with a bowl I'll have to wear a hat all the time And that last line didn't rhyme