Tom: Cm
Cm Bb
I fear there's something's wrong with you son
Fm G
And it's not just me, it is everyone
Cm Bb
We hear strange sounds when you lock your doors
Fm G
Since the kitchen bluetooth speakers are still paired to yours!
Cm Bb
I've found your crusty socks and tissues
Fm G
It breaks my heart to know you've cried!
Cm Bb
Your mother respects your privacy
Fm G
But what on earth is this "hen tie"?
[Chorus 1]
Cm Bb
Why!? Oh Why!?
Fm G
Mom don't look me in the eyes!
Cm Bb Fm G
For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli!
Cm
My screen goes white!
Bb Fm G
Make me decide between hentai and my last breath
Cm
Well I'll choose death!
Bb Fm
Yeah I'll choose
G
Death!
[Bridge]
Cm
Mom!?
D
GET OUT!!!
Cm D
What even is "Ahegao"!?
[Verse 2]
Cm D#
"Futanari"!? Girls with dicks!?
Fm G
I need this mousepad for my arthritis!
Cm D#
And this item is my device for floatation
Fm G
You know I like to swim, it's not for masturbation!
Cm Bb
Yaoi is how I learn kanji best!
Fm G#
Bible black is simply a religious text!
Cm Bb
2d girls won't betray me, and real girls are dumb
Fm
She'll never leave me
G
And always makes me come
...to my senses!
[Chorus 2]
Cm Bb
Why!? Oh Why!?
Fm G
Mom don't look me in the eyes!
Cm Bb Fm G
For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli!
Cm
My screen goes white!
Bb Fm G
Make me decide between hentai and my last breath
Cm
Well I'll choose death!
Bb Fm
Yeah I'll choose
G
Death!
