Chorus: You're twisted, that's what you are Just like a bee buzzin' in a jar Frayed and ragged, spent and strained Watchin' that water spin down the drain You think that no one sees ya hidin' your dirt And no one sees the spots and stains on your shirt There's a big empty room there behind your eyes When you look in the closet, you'll find a surprise What do you do in the middle of the night When no one sees you there? Does your head start to shrink? Do your eyes bug out? Do you wonder what's cheatin' and what's playin' fair? I bet you've got an awful itch A scratch that you can't touch You're rollin' and weavin' all over the floor You're scrappin' and scrapin' your nails at the door Chorus repeat x2 Now what do you do in the middle of the night When no one sees you there? Does your head start to shrink? Do your eyes bug out? Do you wonder what's cheatin' and what's playin' fair? I bet you send out for all your food I bet you think this that phone call is rude Your body's all bent and hairy and warped outta shape So take this number and call it, 'cause the zoo needs an ape Chorus repeat x2, then repeat the first line x4