Tom: D
D
[Verse]
A D
I ain't from nowhere near Kentucky
A D
No right to sing them southern blues
A D
I'm from Toronty snowy city
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From a neighbohood of Jews
A D
Don't get no high from Blue Ridge Mountains
A D
I don't get no buzz from Bowlin' Green
A D
After a long day on the golf course
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I like to take a little steam
[Chorus]
A D
That mean old man who gives the plaitzas
A D
Hot foamy eucalyptus leaves
A D
He hits so hard my skin is burning
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Well you should see the welts he leaves
D
That mean old man
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That mean old man
[Verse]
A D
They wanna play a little poker
A D
Promise me I won't lose my shirt
A D
Well every mensch, a Cuban smoker
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I can't sit down my butt still hurts
D
That mean old man
[Chorus]
A D
That mean old man, he's here on Sundays
A D
And that's when all the regulars show
A D
Turn up the heat, these are the fun days
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Hey it's my turn, I gotta go
D
That mean old man
[Outro]
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That mean man
