I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow
I'm drunk and dirty, but don't ya know
I'm still . . . willin'
Drivin' on the road late at night
I see my pretty Alice in every head light
Alice . . . Dallas Alice
And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me weed, whites, and wine
And you show me a sign
I'll be willin' . . . to be movin'
Well I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
I had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet
And I'm still . . . willin'
And I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico
Get baked by the sun every time I go to Mexico
And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me weed, whites, and wine
And you show me a sign
I'll be willin' . . . to be movin'
