Tom: A
A A
It's not you, it's me
E
And me don't like you
E
It's not you, it's I and
A
I'm breaking up with you
A E
You swore up and down the wall
A
That Twilight's the best trilogy of all
E
Somehow you got me to agree
A
to dress up like Edward for Halloween
D
And now that I'm coming clean
A
First off, Twilight's a quadrillogy
E
And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy
E
Of removing,
A
A wookie's dingleberries
A
(Chewbacca impressions)
A
It's not me, it's you
E
(Yeah, the more I think about it) It's definitely you
E
But it might be me
A
Cause me decided to date you
E
When we went out on our first date
A
You said you don't eat anything with a face
E
Then for the next eighteen months
A
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)
D
But now that we're parting ways
A
Newsflash, fish have a face!
E
And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!
A
Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig
That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside
a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)
(That's disgusting. And also impossible)
A
It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)
E
It was always totally you
E
Now it's up to me
A
And me is now dumping you
