A tale of drifters, winos, and a bunch of derelicts They are soon to meet their fate and surely it is sick! The old junkyard is full of these pathetic lowlife creeps Stalking around at night, acting like a bunch of drunk freaks! They barely felt it They've all melted! The drink they choose That Tenafly Viper booze! They have lived this long, but now they're shit out of luck Because Ed's got some potent wine that he's selling for just a buck! One sip is all it takes and flesh oozes right down the drain Allt he homeless guys are melting and the Viper is to blame! A bum takes a piss and then the bastards cut off his dick They toss it all around the place and one even gives it a kick! Some of them are melting fast right down in a commode Others like the fat wino swell up and then explode! They barely felt it They've all melted The drink they choose That Tenafly Viper booze!