Mimi How long till next year? Roger Three and a half minutes Mimi I'm giving up my vices I'm going back- Back to school Eviction or not this weeks been so hott But long as I got you I know I'll be cool I couldn't crack the love code dear 'Till you made the lock on my heart explode! It's gonna be a Happy New Year A Happy New Year Mark Cost is clear Your suppose to be working thats for midnight Where are they? There isnt much time Mimi Maybe their dressing? I mean what does one wear thats aprapote for a party Thats also a crime Maureen Chips anyone!? Mark You can take the girl out of hicksville But you can't take the hicksville out of the girl Maureen My riot got you on TV I deserve a royalty! Mimi Be nice you two or no god awful champange Maureen Don't mind if I do no luck? Roger Bolted plywood padlocked with a chain A total dead end Maureen Just like my ex girlfriend Honey I know your there Please pick up the phone Are you okay? It's not funny It's not fair How can I atone? Are you okay? I lose control but I can learn to behave Give me one more chance Let me be your slave I'll kiss your Doc Martans Let me kiss your Doc Martans! Your every wish I will obey (Joanne enters) Joanne That might be okay Down girl heel, stay I did a bit of research with my friends at legal aid Technically your scwatters Theres hope But just incase Mark and Roger Rope! Mark We can hoist a line Joanne To the fire escape Mark And tie off at Mark and Joanne that bench Maureen I can't take them as chums Joanne Start hoisting, Wench! Roger I think I should be laughing Yet I forget- Forget how to begin I'm feeling something inside and yet I still can't decide If I should hide or made a wide open grin Last week I wanted just to dissapear My life was dust But now it just may be a Happy New Year A Happy New Year (Collins and Angel enter) Collins Bond- James Bond Angel And Pussy Galore- In Person. Mimi Pussy you came prepared Angel I was a boy scout once And a brownie till some brat got scared Collins Aha- Moneypenny my martini! Mimi Will bad champange do? Roger Thats shaken not stirred Collins Pussy the bolts Angel Just say the word Mimi Two minutes left to execute our plan Collins Wheres everyone else? Roger Playing spiderman Mark Ironic close up tight On the phone machines red light Once the boho boys are gone The power mysteriously comes on