MRS. COHEN Mark It's the wicked witch of the west Your mother Happy New Year from Scarsdale We're all impressed that the riot footage Made the nightly news Even your father says mazel tov Honey - call him Love, Mom ALEXI DARLING: Mark Cohen - Alexi Darling from Buzzline MARK Oh, that show's so sleazy ALEXI DARLING Your footage on the riots: A-one Feature-segment-network-deal time I'm sending you a contract Ker-ching, ker-ching Marky, give us a call 970-4301 Or at home try 863-6754 Or my cell phone At 919-763-0090 Or - you can E-mail me At Darling Alexi Newscom dot net Or - you can page me at (Beeep!)