Tom: F
D G D G
I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado (Hmm)
D G D G
Sit around and get high, sippin' some white wine out the bottle (Bottle)
D
I threw my phone into a lake
G D G
And watch it sink to a better place, down at the bottom
D G D
I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado
Bm G
'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
D A
Might even feel compelled to sing karaoke
Bm G
Down at the local dive and meet some young ex-wife
D A
We'd start a brand-new life and never be lonely
Bm G D A Bm
Swear to God, I am going not that far, but I know I won't
G D A
Yeah, I know I won't
D G
Who am I kiddin', I am addicted to the chip on my shoulder (Hmm)
D G D G
I like it best breakin' a sweat, so I go somewhere that is colder
D G D
And I'll admit it would be nice to meet some guy who's not my type
G
And move to Boulder
D G D
But I think I'll probably hate my life if I lived in Colorado
Bm G
'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
D A
Might even feel compelled to finally let go
Bm G
But it's an empty dream, that shit's not meant for me
D A
I'd choose the devil I know over the heaven I don't
Bm G D A Bm
Swear to God, I am going not that far, but I know I won't
G D A
Yeah, I know I won't (I know I won't)
Bm G
Yeah, I know I tell myself I'm leavin'
D A Bm
This is hell, but I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
G D A
Yeah, I'll stay right here
Bm G
I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
D A
I'll stay right here (It's all right here)
Bm G
I'll stay right here (I'm used to having)
D
Yeah, I'll stay right here (I'll stay right, I'll stay right here)
I'll stay right here
