Bob Camp/Charlie Brissette) REN: O.K. Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons. STIMPY: Oh rapture!! They swing by their tales with the greatest of ease Those hairy mammals we call monkeys They have so much fun Just living in trees Oh, how I'd love to be one of these... Soooo... CHORUS I'm gonna be a monkey A monkey monkey monkey A monkey monkey monkey Monkey monkey monkey I'm gonna be a monkey A monkey monkey monkey Would you like to be one too? When one monkey's itchy another is nice He picks at his back for vermin and lice And if he gets hungry he'll pour on some spice And eat the bugs without thinking twice Mmmmm...Mm, delicious Soooo... CHORUS REN: O.K. If you wanna be a monkey you gotta learn to act like a monkey And I got the know-how 'cause I've seen every Tarzan movie ever made So watch and learn.