Tom: G [Intro] C Em E|---------0-----|---------0---------| B|-------------1-|-------------0-----| G|---------------|-------------------| D|-----2---------|-------------------| A|-3-------------|-----2-------------| E|---------------|-0-----------------| [Verse 1] F F F F C C C C This here is the place where I will be stayin' F F F F C C C C There isn't a number you can call on the payphone, let it ring a long,long, long, long time F F F F Am Am C C If I don't pick up, hang up, call back let it ring some more F F F F C C C C [Untranscribable Stipe yodel] F F F F Am Am C C If I don't pick up, pick up, the sidewinder sleep, sleep, sleeps in a coil [Chorus 1] D G C Am (x3) C Em [Verse 2] F F F F C C C C There's scratches all around the coinslot, like a heartbeat baby, tryin' to wake up F F F F C C C C But this machine can only swallow money, you can't lay a patch by computer design F F F F Am Am C C With just alot of stupid, stupid signs F F F F C C C C ["Tell her" yodeled] F F F F C C C C Tell her she can kiss my ass and laugh and say that you were F F F F Am Am Only kidding, that way she'll know that it's really, really, really, C C really me [Chorus 2] D G C Am (x3) C Em [Verse 3] F F F F C C Baby eat some soup, does it really grab me today I need something more C C sub-stub-sub-substantial F F F F C C C C A can of beans, some black eyed peas, some Nescafe and ice F F F F Am Am C C A candy bar, a fall(*en/in'*) star, or a reading from Doctor Seuss [Chorus 3] D G C Am (x3) C Em [Bridge] Bm Bm Am Am E|---------2------|---------2------|---------0------|---------0------| B|-------------3--|-------------3--|-------------1--|-------------1--| G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----4----------|-----4----------|-----2----------|-----2----------| A|-2--------------|-2--------------|-0--------------|-0--------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| Bm Bm Am Am The cat in the hat came back, and wrecked alot of havoc Bm Bm Am Am On the way, always had a smile and a reason to pretend Bm Bm Am C That their world, was flat back brown, too little, need to sleep but to dream Em Em The sidewinder sleeps on his back [Outro] D G C Am (x3) C Em E|---------0-----|-0-------0-----| B|-------------1-|-0-------0-----| G|---------------|-0-------0-----| D|-----2---------|-2-------2-----| A|-3-------------|-2-------2-----| E|---------------|-0-------2-----| [Instrumental] (x3) D G C Am (x3) C Em [Bridge] C Em D D We got a boogy-woogy groove on this one [Chorus] D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her