Rehab

Chico And The Man

Rehab


Man, what time is it? 
Chico and The Man 
blah, blah, blah 
Holy shit! 
Chico and The Man 
blah, blah, blah 
I shouldn't a drank all that shit last night 
Chico and The Man 
blah, blah, blah 
Aw 
Another day, same couch 
rib cushions my feet 
pop tart and milk 
great 'fridge' 
got nothing to eat 
love left me for money 
she's a ho anyway 
gonna sip my 12 and get drunk all day 
I sit and get high, make cocktail dry 
love is a lie, and I am alive 
it seems boring, number rolling 
so I'll just sit here, light a cig upon the stove 
and crack a beer and watch 
Chico and The Man 
I got my pony watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I'm gettin' high watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
the time fly watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
don't got no job, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
gettin' high watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I got my beer watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
the time fly watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
don't got no job 
Wakin' up, bogart 
I'm might be dope, but I'm not fly 
might as well die 
or maybe I'll actually take my lazy, shitty ass and walk outside 
iller than the neighbor's ignorate, judgemental wife in disgust, naw 
I think I'll smoke one more cigarette, and watch the Spanish Channel and lust 
maybe I'll glue my eyes closed, maybe I'll write Shakspearean prose in the nude 
in search, ending up searching for strange focuses, while swallowing Quaaludes 
"Hey dude!" 
"What?" 
I'm fuckin bored 
My brain chemicals will allow no joy 
I'm sick of decoys 
So I lay under the covers one more beautiful sunny day and watch my stolen cable 
"Why don't you enjoy life for what it is?" 
I'm not able 
and hey, who'd I wake up next to? 
I don't remember you 
"but Brooks, I'm your true love from high school...gimme a hug baby" 
"hey, hey, hey, fuck you" 
but anyway, back to the numbing sound of quality programming 
I think I'll drink liquor, curse God and a watch Knots Landing 
black out the windows 'cause the Sun's screwing up my reception, damn 
and once again I'm watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I got my beer watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I'm gettin' high watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
ain't got no job, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
the time fly watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
the time fly watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I got my brew watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I'm gettin' high watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
ain't doin' nothin' 
I lost my job, my car battery dead 
and I'm pissin' on the seat, can't get a trade to the head 
how in the hell did it get this bad? 
gonna wipe my ass with the want-ads 
and I'm eatin' stale Pop-tarts and bustin' farts 
done turned unemployment into an art 
tell the whole world to leave me alone 
don't knock on my door, don't call my phone 
I ain't pleasing you but motherfucker I'm grown 
and I'm lazy as hell but I'm on my own 
cigarettes, empty bottles and dirty socks 
underwear with skidmarks and a broken clock 
my cigs piled high where the roaches roam 
on a two-week old plate of chicken bones 
diggin' in my ass and I grab the remote 
switch on the Magnava 
and guess what's on? 
What's that? 
Chico and The Man 
I got my pony, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I'm gettin' high, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
got a Pop-tart, eatin', watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
ain't doin' nothin', watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
ain't got no job, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I need a life, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
can't get no pussy, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
what's happenin' to me, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
ain't got no job, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I need some money, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I need a woman, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I'm on my ass, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
this life's a bore, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
I'm all alone, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
countin' the roaches, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
need to get some jobs, watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
ain't doin' nothin', watchin' 
Chico and The Man 
and you know 
Chico and The Man 
blah, blah, blah 
I don't give a fuck man, you know 
my mom says I ain't got no responsibilites you know and all 
You know maybe she was a hippie 
from the 60's 
and she just gave me some ill gene 
you know what I mean? 
blah, blah, blah 
Fuck it