I cut off my hair And went to sleep You were there in my dreams Nursing on my glass teat It was a party You were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker... It was a party You were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker... I peed in my pants And ran down the street Towards Washington Square Park Where you had been beat up You were wearing rags I was wearing pointe shoes I tried to lay next to you but you hit the snooze The definition of A crazy person is Someone who does the same thing Over and over again While expecting new results I cut off my tongue You started to kiss me Blood trickled down Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever minced meat? Don't you ever minced meat? Called up my momma But I couldn't be sweet So I escaped through the window On a rope made of sheets Got bitten by a squirrel Then stepped on a syringe The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge You said, "honey?" I said, "baby?" You said, "funny" I said, "maybe" You says, "hi honey" I says, "hey baby" You ask, "was it funny?" And I said, "well maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe" I cut off my hair And went to sleep You were there in my dreams Nursing on my glass teat I cut off my hair And went to sleep You were there in my dreams Nursing on my glass teat The definition of A crazy person is It was a party You were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker It was a party You were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP On your jacket a VIP On your jacket a VIP On your jacket a VIP