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[Verse 1]
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Why the hell you got a big ass purse?
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What the hell's up with that big ass purse? I'm
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wondering what's inside that big ass purse
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Let me take a guess. Is there another purse inside that big ass purse?
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Maybe there's another purse inside of the other purse
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In case you forget what it looks like
[Verse 2]
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You've got your eyeshadow
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You've got your eyeshadows
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When I open one of your eyeshadows
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It's really powdery and the wind blows it away
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And it's all fractured and unusable
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The applicator stick isn't even there
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Anymore
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So why the hell you got it in your purse?
[Verse 3]
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And baby you look at me with those beautiful brown blue
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black eyes, yes you do.
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You tell me like I'm an idiot
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Like I'm an idiot
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You tell me "Because
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it's got a mirror" And I say
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"Why the hell you need an extra mirror?"
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And you look at me and you say
[Verse 4]
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"Maybe you're out on the town and you, you
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go into the bathroom with a girlfriend, but the girlfriend, she only has a
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clutch because she's smart for only bringing a clutch but you have your
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big, big, big ass bag in the bathroom
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And you reach in and pull out an extra
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mirror 'cause the bathroom doesn't have a functioning mirror and there's too many
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girls using the little tiny crack of the mirror that works in the first
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place. And then you're doing two things at
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once so you're hoping to dispel the stereotype of
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Women taking too long in the bathroom 'cause they're doubling up their
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time. Now who's the idiot this
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time?"
[Outro]
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