Tom: Am F Am7 G F Am7 G G/B Am G/D F Am7 G G Am7 F [Verse 1] F Am7 Why the hell you got a big ass purse? G Am7 What the hell's up with that big ass purse? I'm F Am7 wondering what's inside that big ass purse G Am7 F Am7 Let me take a guess. Is there another purse inside that big ass purse? G Am7 Maybe there's another purse inside of the other purse F Am7 G Am7 G In case you forget what it looks like [Verse 2] Am7 F You've got your eyeshadow Am7 G You've got your eyeshadows Am7 F When I open one of your eyeshadows Am7 G It's really powdery and the wind blows it away Am7 F And it's all fractured and unusable Am7 G The applicator stick isn't even there Am7 F Anymore Am7 G So why the hell you got it in your purse? [Verse 3] F Am7 And baby you look at me with those beautiful brown blue G Am7 black eyes, yes you do. F Am7 You tell me like I'm an idiot G Am7 Like I'm an idiot F Am7 You tell me "Because G Am7 it's got a mirror" And I say F Am7 "Why the hell you need an extra mirror?" G Am7 And you look at me and you say [Verse 4] F Am7 "Maybe you're out on the town and you, you G Am7 go into the bathroom with a girlfriend, but the girlfriend, she only has a F Am7 clutch because she's smart for only bringing a clutch but you have your G Am7 big, big, big ass bag in the bathroom F Am7 And you reach in and pull out an extra G Am7 mirror 'cause the bathroom doesn't have a functioning mirror and there's too many F Am7 girls using the little tiny crack of the mirror that works in the first G Am7 place. And then you're doing two things at F Am7 once so you're hoping to dispel the stereotype of G Am7 Women taking too long in the bathroom 'cause they're doubling up their F Am7 time. Now who's the idiot this G time?" [Outro] F Am7 G Am7 F