Tom: A
A F#m D A E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,
A F#m D A E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,
A
I tried to be nice
F#m
I tried to live my life
D A E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to forgive
F#m
I tried to live and let live
D A E
But everyone else is an asshole
D A F#m E
And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
D A E
And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
D A F#m E
And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
D A E
A sneaky attack waiting to happen
A
I tried not to mind
F#m
I tried to be so kind
D A E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to let love rule
F#m
But I feel like such a fool
D A E
Cause everyone else is an asshole
D A
And they're out there even now
F#m E
Trying to mess me up somehow
D A
But they won't stop me now
E
Cause they're all assholes
D A
And they're planning while I sleep
F#m E
And even as we speak
D A
To strike when I am weak
E
Cause they're all assholes
B
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E B F#
Everyone else is an asshole
B
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E B F#
Everyone else is an asshole
A
It's time to defend
F#m
I know I have no friends
D A E
Everyone else is an asshole
A
I've got to get them first
F#m
Cause worst has come to worst
D A E
Everyone else is an asshole
D A
But they put the blame on me
F#m E
Pretending not to see
D A
That I just want to be free
E
From these assholes
D A
But I couldn't take their shit
F#m E
So I tried to deal with it
D A
And now I look a bit
E
Like an asshole!
A
I tried to be nice
F#m
I tried to live my life
D A E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to overlook
F#m
And I tried to close the book
D A E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried not to talk shit
F#m
But I just couldn't help it
D A E
Everyone else is an asshole
A
They called it assault
F#m
But it really wasn't my fault
D A E
Everyone else is an asshole
B
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E B F#
Everyone else is an asshole
B
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E B F#
Everyone else is an asshole
B G#m E B F#
You're an asshole too!
B G#m E B F#
You're an asshole too!
B G#m E B F#
I'm talking bout you
B G#m E B F#
I'm talking bout you
B G#m E B F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
B G#m E B F#
You're an asshole too
B G#m E B F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
B G#m E B F#
You're an asshole too
B G#m E B F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
B G#m E B F#
You're an asshole too
