Tom: A A F#m D A E Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh, A F#m D A E Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh, A I tried to be nice F#m I tried to live my life D A E But everyone else is an asshole A I tried to forgive F#m I tried to live and let live D A E But everyone else is an asshole D A F#m E And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves D A E And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes D A F#m E And every friendly chat is a knife in the back D A E A sneaky attack waiting to happen A I tried not to mind F#m I tried to be so kind D A E But everyone else is an asshole A I tried to let love rule F#m But I feel like such a fool D A E Cause everyone else is an asshole D A And they're out there even now F#m E Trying to mess me up somehow D A But they won't stop me now E Cause they're all assholes D A And they're planning while I sleep F#m E And even as we speak D A To strike when I am weak E Cause they're all assholes B Everyone else G#m Everyone else E B F# Everyone else is an asshole B Everyone else G#m Everyone else E B F# Everyone else is an asshole A It's time to defend F#m I know I have no friends D A E Everyone else is an asshole A I've got to get them first F#m Cause worst has come to worst D A E Everyone else is an asshole D A But they put the blame on me F#m E Pretending not to see D A That I just want to be free E From these assholes D A But I couldn't take their shit F#m E So I tried to deal with it D A And now I look a bit E Like an asshole! A I tried to be nice F#m I tried to live my life D A E But everyone else is an asshole A I tried to overlook F#m And I tried to close the book D A E But everyone else is an asshole A I tried not to talk shit F#m But I just couldn't help it D A E Everyone else is an asshole A They called it assault F#m But it really wasn't my fault D A E Everyone else is an asshole B Everyone else G#m Everyone else E B F# Everyone else is an asshole B Everyone else G#m Everyone else E B F# Everyone else is an asshole B G#m E B F# You're an asshole too! B G#m E B F# You're an asshole too! B G#m E B F# I'm talking bout you B G#m E B F# I'm talking bout you B G#m E B F# I'm talking bout you, and you, and you B G#m E B F# You're an asshole too B G#m E B F# I'm talking bout you, and you, and you B G#m E B F# You're an asshole too B G#m E B F# I'm talking bout you, and you, and you B G#m E B F# You're an asshole too