Tom: Bb A# It's been a pretty long time, baby D# But now, I'm back in town F It's time to leave your husband A# Now you know that little clown A# Last time we were seeing D# Didn't you beg for more F It's OK with me as long A# As you do it four on the floor PDC HORUS: D# This is what I'm giving you, A# you'll get it all tonight D# You will be my lover, F but not my tender wife CHORUS: A# F A# I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man A# D# F A# I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand A# F A# I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man A# D# F A# I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand II: A# I've missed the little North Pole D# On the bottom of my twister F Here's the one-eyed-worm A# Now you'll never be a sister A# Well, it's time to leave now D# You better walk her home F Don't forget you underwear A# You look pretty stoned PDC HORUS: D# This is what I'm giving you, A# you'll get it all tonight D# You will be my lover, F but not my tender wife CHORUS: A# F A# I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man A# D# F A# I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand A# F A# I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man A# D# F A# I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand A# F A# I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man A# D# F A# I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand A# F A# I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man A# D# F A# I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man