There's a little place that I know about It’s the coolest place all over the town With the red, white and blue striped pole So I’ll tell you something that you ought to know I just want to be in the barbershop Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls I just want to be in the barbershop Where the smell of hair tonic makes my poor head twirls Metal and red leather barber chair Where the art of straight razors shaving heads And all kinds of haircuts styled with pomade The best hot towels and aftershaves I just want to be in the barbershop Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls I just want to be in the barbershop Where the smell of hair tonic makes my poor head twirls I just want to be in the barbershop Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls I just want to be in the barbershop Where the smell of hair tonic makes my poor head twirls Just choose: with shears or electric clipper Flat Tops, Crew Cuts or Pompadours Men’s magazines and a red cash register Old school shave and vintage rock & roll So if you get me for a ride In your 4-wheel drive babe You can take me to where I want to go I just want to be in the barbershop Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls I just want to be in the barbershop The smell of hair tonic makes my poor head I just want to be in the barbershop Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls I just want to be in the barbershop Where the smell of hair tonic makes my poor head twirls