Tom: G
G
Well me and my buddies went drinking last night
C G
at a bar right down the road
G
well I met a sweet thing and I talked a mean game
A D
And she told me I could take her home
G
She was the best looking thing that ever seen
C
But I dont know what went wrong
G Em
cause I brought home a barbie doll
C D G
but woke up next to king kong
[Chorus]
G
And I said how did you get so ugly bitch?
C G
You look like a bull dogs crack
G
you look like somebody set your face on fire
A D
And than put it out with an axe
G Em
You must have made an ugly face and it got stuck
G Em
and then rolled of the back of the ugly truck
G Em
You must have fell out of the ugly tree
C A
and broke every branch you hit
G Em
How in the hell did you get so ugly bitch
C D G
Cause you sure look just like shit
[Verse 2]
G
Well all I could say was get away
C G
what in the hell was I supposed to do?
G
I said look you gotta go cause cain't nobody know
A D
I had grizzly looking bitch like you
G
So take my advice she might be a nice
C
looking hot cooking honky tonk queen
G Em
But you better pick her up before you get drunk
G Em
cause if you're fucked up you're gonna wake up
C D G
in the morning with a wolverine
[Chorus 2]
G
And you'll say how did you get so ugly bitch?
C G
You look like a bull dogs crack
G
you look like somebody set your face on fire
A D
And than put it out with an axe
G Em
Do I think you're pretty? fuck nope
G Em
You're ugly as hunk of fucking home made soap
G
Looking like a crocadille with your trash pile smile
C A
and your wooly booger hairy arm pits
G Em
How in the hell did you get so ugly bitch?
G Em
From a beauty to a beast in a flick of a switch
G Em
I'll bet you were born in a banjo ditch
G Em
Yeah how did you get so ugly bitch?
C D G
Cause you sure look just like shit
