Tom: E
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[Verse 1]
E
I like to drink, and I like to unwind
E
I like to drink with my friends and have a good time
E
I'm on an alcohol only diet, I can drink beer faster then you can buy it
[lick]
(this one is probably wrong, but it sounds close enough to me. If you have suggestions on how to improve it,
please let me know)
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E
All my girlfriends keep walking out on me
E
Cause every time I take them out it's to the ABC
E
I ain't never held a job for more then a month
E
I don't call in sick, I call in drunk
E
There's nothing like drinking a beer while you're pissing
E
If you've never been drunk you don't know what you're missing
E
I like gagging and heaving and throwing up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
[Chorus]
A
I don't care what I say or do
E
When I've had a few beers and a shot or two
A
I'm about tore up from the floor up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
[Verse 2]
E
I like slurring my words when I talk
E
I like it when people have to help me walk
E
I like to get drunk and I like to get loud
E
Look here motherfucker, I'm drunk and I'm proud
E
I like to get drunk and embarrass myself
E
I like to get drunk and be obnoxious as hell
E
I like getting drunk in public, and getting locked up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk, and I don't give a fuck
[Chorus]
A
I don't care what I say or do
E
When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
A
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
[Break]
Drunk
[Verse 3]
E
Well I woke up this morning and I drank all day
E
I got a drinkin' problem and I like it that way
E
I'm so damn drunk that I can't see
E
I'm just about as fucked up as fucked up can be
E
My doctor tells me I need to quit
E
I got a liver like a river but I don't give a shit
E
It'll kill me one day, but I don't give a fuck
E
Cuz when I die I'm going to be happy and drunk
[Chorus]
A
I don't care what I say or do
E
When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
A
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
