I'm sure you feel it coming There's something on the breeze It mighht be slightly snowing Or 70 degrees Regardless of your hemisphere The holidays are here And with them come the tidings of This special time of year A bucket of fried chicken A costume for your dad A demon who will stuff you In a sack if you've been bad A reindeer gets promoted An old man confronts his fear Of karma and mortality This special time of year Whatever makes you happy Whatever gets you through Whatever lets you know That I am feeling this with you If you believe it's special Then that's what makes it special It's a special It's a special It's our special time of year