Tom: G [Intro] G G7+ F F7+ D7/4 D7 G G Should now be feeling happy Since I have a fine new job An'wife an'family I'm the model man who's made it Am Every month a thousand bucks! I should thank the Lord I have it D7 And my success as an artist Should be proud I've got a Chevy G I'm the kind of guy that lucks! So, I should now be glad as glad With my brand new home in the best quarter After starving for two years Am In this whore of whores of towns! Should be proud of being socially D7 Respected and even feared But I think this kind of success G G7 Is for circuses and for clowns! C You know, I should be vain and proud To have won my place in life But I must wow I'm dazed Bm And I just don't know where I am at C Because it was so easy pickings So I ask myself "and now"? A7 I have so many worlds to conquer D7 G F D7 And I know I cannot be even satisfied with that G I should be happy God has granted me Sundays that I wanted With my family to play the father Am To play the husband…and display But a monumental bore D7 You will find I am and more Don't you feel I'm happy and easy G At the end of every day! Stand against a looking glass And see yourself…what an ass God and devil took to mass Am On ten percent use of your brain You are doctor of philosophy D7 Priest or cooper, what a topper Don't you wish you could grow young G G7 And start it all again C You won't find me gladly sittin' On a throne made of my savings In my heavily-mortgaged home Bm Waiting for my coming death C Yeah, for two wonders gravitating flying saucers A7 I'm awaiting, yes, I'm awaiting At my neighbor's fence D7 G Hoping and looking across the heath! Yeah! C I that, you won't you find me gladly sitting On a throne made of my savings In my heavily-mortgaged home Bm Waiting for my coming death C Yeah, for two wonders gravitating flying saucers, saucers A7 I'm awaiting, yes, I'm awaiting At my neighbor's fence D7 G Hoping and looking across the heath!