Well, she's doing it again Committing my favorite sin Like she was her own evil twin Dr Jeckel, Ms Hyde She's breaking all of nature's laws A little side effect that has no cause She's making something out of nothing She's my quantum valentine It's the old argument of which came first The sows ear or her blue silk purse If the answer is a blessing or a curse time Only time can tell She's got me feeling kinda out of place Like a quarter in a penny arcade Like sunglasses in the shade Or hot cider on the 4th of July She's a common law celebrity The queen of impropriety An affront to my sobriety She is the storm around the calm When she looks that look at me It's like I'm blind but still can see \ It melts away reality And I'm right there in her palm