Tom: C C It was only yesterday I thought I'd take a bath in some water C D G For a bath I hadn't had in goodness knows when C And for that bath I didn't want to pay a quarter F G C So I run down to the creek and jumped right in F C I hung my clothes upon an apple tree limb C D G 'Twas there I got into an awful fix C When an old maid come down and set right beside them F G C And there she sat from one o'clock to six C G C In the shade of the old apple tree G C I's in water right up to my knee G C I had to lay down while she was around D G 'Til only my nose you could see C Mosquitoes was biting my nose G C And the crawdads was nibbling my toes G C F I lay there all day 'til she went away C G C From the shade of the old apple tree Here comes the pitiful part, boys and girls [Verse] C It was only yesterday that Jane and I got hitched C D G You bet your life I was a happy groom C There was only one thing that filled my heart with sadness F G C Was parts of her were scattered all over the room F C Her glass eye and false teeth was on the mantle C D G And on the bed she hung her lock of hair C And there was only one thing that filled my heart with sadness F G C Was she pitched her wooden leg upon a chair C G C It was a limb from that old apple tree G C I's in water right up to my knee G C I had to lay down while she was around D G 'Til only my nose you could see C Mosquitoes was biting my nose G C And the crawdads was nibbling my toes G C F I lay there all day 'til she went away C G C From the shade of the old apple tree G C F Yes, I carved out my name and there it was plain G C On her limb from the old apple tree