I like you better when you're high 'Cause when you're high you never make me cry I like you better when you smoke 'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes I like it better when you're stoned 'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan There's just so many reasons why I like you better when you're high I'm also glad it's legalized That I got that good shit in my pocket Woke up took a trip to the market Where they dry ends of locket Had to stop at the gas station as I walk along my way To pick up my chick some chocolate, you know Ferrero rocher No surprise soon as I arrive She greets me with them pretty eyes and thighs, I said: Hi She replies: Are you high? Yes, how'd you guess? Do I look a mess? She said: I saw you through the Peephole with that pre-role chicho shino My demeanor has come up when I smoke as much as I wanna I ain't never got no worries, I ain't really ever got no drama I'ma perfect gentleman as I enter Into her abode, ready for whatever unfolds I like you better when you're high 'Cause when you're high you never make me cry I like you better when you smoke 'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes I like it better when you're stoned 'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan There's just so many reasons why (hmm) I like you better when you're high Hanging out at your house with an ounce in my pouch Fuck your couch, fuck your couch We be fucking on your couch When you bounce like you bounce, I can see you as my spouse Girl you sound like mini mouse, with you little shriley shouts I'm in heaven at your casa, King like Muphasa Before I got to say hasta la vista, we feast on some pasta Lots of women that I've been with don't approve of my ways But you different and I think it's amazing You dig me when I fly (fly) I'll meet you in the sky (meet you in the sky) We're staring eye to eye (uh, uh, uh, uh, uh) There's no now or never if am even here with you I like you better when you're high 'Cause when you're high you never make me cry I like you better when you smoke 'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes I like it better when you're stoned 'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan There's just so many reasons why I like you better when you're high