[Rory] No words, nothing, so he couldn't possibly have a good excuse for that, right? I have imagined hundreds of different scenarios with a hundred different great last parting lines And I have to tell you, that I am actually really curious to see which way this is going to go [Jess] Could we sit down? [Rory] No, you wanted to talk so talk What do you have to say to me? [Jess] I love you I think something is burning Now you've ruined the whole thing Muffle the smoke alarm Whoever put on this music had better quick, sharp, remove it Pour me another. Oh, don't wag your finger at me Bite tongue, deep breaths Count to ten, nod your head Bite tongue, deep breaths Count to ten, nod your head Bite tongue, deep breaths Count to ten, nod your head Bite tongue, deep breaths Count to ten, nod your head Quit kicking me under the table I'm trying, will somebody make her shut up about it? Can we settle down please? Tears stop right here I know we've all had a bumpy ride