Tom: A A A4 D7M(9)/F# Her green plastic watering can E D9 For her fake chinese rubber plant A D9 A In the fake plastic earth A4 D7M(9)/F# That she bought from a rubber man E D9 In a town full of rubber plans A D9 D9/C# To get rid of itself Bm It wears her out A It wears her out Bm It wears her out A It wears her out A4 D7M(9)/F# She lives with a broken man E D9 A cracked polystyrene man A D9 Who just crumbles and burns A A4 D7M(9)/F# He used to do surgery E D9 For girls in the eighties A D9 But gravity always wins D9/C# Bm And it wears him out A It wears him out Bm It wears him out A It wears A4 D7M(9)/F# She looks like the real thing E D9 She tastes like the real thing A D9 My fake plastic love A A4 D7M(9)/F# But I can't help the feeling E D9 I could blow through the ceiling A D9 If I just turn and run D9/C# Bm And it wears me out A It wears me out Bm It wears me out A It wears me out Bm And if I could be who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted Bm A All the time, all the time [Final] Bm A Bm A