Cretin Hop

Tom: A

(intro 4x) E A E  D 

A                                            E
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
    A                                                  E
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins.

B  E    B  E
Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop.

Cretin! Cretin!

( E A E  D ) (2x)

NC                                  E A E  D
1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more

NC                                     E A E  D  E A E  D
4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven.

There's no stoppin'...
I'm gonna go...

( E A E  D )  (2x) 
   1-2-3-4...
( E A E  D )  (2x) E