Tom: C
C D F C
[Verse]
C D
I walk down to the street, in Muffin Street
F C
I see a poor old woman leaving her car
D
I walk up to her and I say the following words;
F C
"Give me the damn keys, you little hamburger"
D
I walked up to the 7-11
F C
I started buying myself some gummy worms
D
Turns out that I forgot my credit card
F
So I pull out my gun and say;
C C
"I want this shit for free, you little potato"
D
"You little hamburger"
F
"You muffinhead"
C
"You dunderhead"
C
"You little potato"
D
"Gosh darnit"
F
"The police are here"
C
"Fudge my life"
(Karl)
C
My name is BadBoyHalo and I forgot
D
Just one thing
F C
I love signs in Minecraft that say "I LOVE PENIS"
D
My name is BadBoyHalo, what the muffin is up
F C
I'll tell you what's up; it's a sign that says "I LOVE PENIS"
(Quackity)
C D
I'm driving down 123 Street
F C
Breaking the law; well you know me
D
I'm going 20 miles over the limit
F C
And I have ran over my buddy Skeppy
D
"Skeppy, what are you doing in the road?"
F C
"You muffinhead, dunderhead, muffinfuck"
D
It turns out I have ran over somethin' of yours
F C
It seems I have ran over your penis
C
My tire has ruined your face
D
My tire has ruined your life
F C
And I have to say something; I have fudged up
I have fudged up
D
I have ruined your entire life
F C
Heck, I'm gonna build you a statue
(It's gonna be a penis)
C D D F F C C
(I love signs that say penis)
Little hamburger penis
( this part of the song is picked. For C and F it is the strings A B A G. For D it is the stings D e D B)
C D
20 years later, I just got outta jail
F C
I hop on the SMP, I gotta make things right
D
I go ontop of my house and I start to work
F C
I start making the statue of Skeppy
D F
I count every detail; I make sure everything is right
C
Finally finished, oh wait there's one more thing to do
(still picking)
C
i'm Doing his beautiful eyes
D
And his beautiful face
F C
I'm doing all the things that make him human
D
I think my best friend is the greatest
F C
That's why I gave him pissbrows
