Tom: C E|------------------------5---------------5----3----1----0------5----3----1----0---| B|-5-6-8---8-6-5---5-6-8------8-6-5-----6----5----3----1------6----5----3----1-----| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Intro] |C |C |F |F | x2 [Verse 1] C On occasion, we all do battle with motivational paralysis F Unable to perform some simple task F Trapped at the stage of analysis C Thoughts of the shortness of life may beget C Bouts of shortness of breath in your chest F Doubts about the worth of the nights you got left F Crowding out all but fear and regret [Chorus] G C You got storyline fever, storyline flu F It's filtering how everything looks to you G C Don't you reckon it's affecting your attitude? F Storyline fever got its hooks in you F Storyline fever got its hooks in you [Instrumental] |C |C |F |F | x2 [Verse 2] C You took your love to the marketplace C In the wanting corner of a Western state F Where every other shopper is a basket case F Just relies on the horizon, forms a frowning face C Hanging around those haunts at night C Where half the clientele was part poltergeist F Grinding an axe against all that exists F Minus their protected exceptions to it [Chorus] G C You got storyline fever, storyline flu F Apparently impairing your point of view G C It's making horseshit sound true to you F Now it's impacting how you're acting too F Now it's impacting how you're acting too [Instrumental] |C |C |F |F | x2 [Verse 3] C Got a comb over cut circa Abscam sting C Make a better Larry than Lizard King F But you got to find a way to make it work F 'Cause your feet is where your demons lurk C When you're seller and commodity C You gotta sell yourself immodestly F Turn your pedestal into a carving board F If that's what the audience is starving for [Chorus] G C You got storyline fever, storyline flu F It's filtering how everything looks to you G C Don't you reckon it's affecting your attitude? F Storyline fever got its hooks in you F Storyline fever got its hooks in you [Outro] |C |C |F |F | |C |C |F |F | |C |C |F |F | |C |C |F |F | |C |C |F |F | |C |C |F |F | |C |C |F |F | |C |C |F |F |