I think I'm gonna blast off
Too old for teen angst, too young to be watched
If that's the hand that feeds, then I might as well just cut it off
I used to be reckless and too broke to eat
Now all of my friends have bidets in their en suites
Burn every bridge, they said: You're done in this town
Yeah, how's that working out?
I'm failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off
So you're selling insurance? That's so inspiring
Give me two more years, let me know if you're hiring
I'll be honest, it felt pretty great
The free shoes and the critical acclaim
I sold those Nikes, I bought a new guitar case
It's called protecting your investments
I'm failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off
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There's no place I'd rather be set
Even though everybody here is fucked in the head
I'm truly grateful for the life that I've led
I'm just being dramatic
And failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off
Thanks for having us
It's an honor
And I just wanna thank all the sponsors
