Tom: F# [Primeira Parte] G Am C If this tour doesn't kill you then I will G I hate your guts and it makes me ill Am C G Seeing your face every morning Am C One more month and twenty-two days C If this tour doesn't kill you, I may G Am Counting down the miles C ‘Til we leave the state C I'm counting down the minutes Am C 'Til I can erase G Every memory of you Am C G For a second, let's be honest D Nothing will clean your filthy conscience Bm Em Everything you do makes me wanna vomit Am C G And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy, I'm on it ( C G Bm Am G ) ( C G Bm Am G ) ( C G Bm Am G ) ( C G Bm Am G ) ( C G Bm Am G ) ( C G Bm Am G ) ( C G Bm Am G ) ( C G Em ) [Refrão] Em D Why can't we just get along? ( G Em C Bm ) D Why can't we just get along? ( G Em C Bm ) D Why can't we just get along? ( G Em C Bm ) D G Why can't we just get along? [Segunda Parte] Em C Bm You think you're so original D Why can't we just get along? Em C Bm I can't wait for your funeral D C Why can't we just get along? D Don't wish you were dead G I wish you'd never been born at all C Am Why can't everybody just chill? D G I'm trying not to let you get in my head C Am But every line, every goddamn syllable Bm Em That you say makes me Em C Wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill [Refrão Final] Am C If this tour doesn't kill you Am C If this tour doesn't kill you Am C If this tour doesn't kill you, then I will