Lefty Among the Leeches Right when things were just a gettin' on the mend That's when we all got the message and it said Get your slugger out and bring him here again Let the people in immediately and Keep the media together at the gate To greet him coming out and they can make him wait Boss come crying, he's got something to explain My lefty's goin' away, who's gonna DH? Lefty among the leeches The way he's gone out, deeper than he's even really been Never in the many years that he's been in the bigs Did we ever think about the devil that he did I just wondered at the distance of his hits And not about the ones that he injected in his head Don't care nothing that the fuckin' papers say I'll remember you the one and only way All time lefty with the dangerous swing I still give you more respect than most chump clean heads I felt one with you This time I wanted to see you there Like my big a bomber This time I hoped that you'd be there Planting big long ones Crashing the hide so long and fair Like my big a bomber Lefty among the leeches