You got the shit split on the turntable You think it's so cool to cut school and break all the rules With hair like an Indian and tattered and ragged clothes Let's get some beers and go slam dance With the kids in zipper ankle punk pants Oh, you want I should slam dance? The yelling and screaming oh it makes me want to yell and scream Want to shout it from the roof tops come on If I should die tonight, oh Lord please let me go under In a tangle of the arms and legs We're covered in man-sweat Oh we stink like cigarettes And our clothes are soaking wet I got a home-made cut up t-shirt patch And I only eat what I can snatch from the trash We're gonna rape and pillage tear this town down Like urban pirates but way more stylish