The man on TV
Tells me I'd be
Someone new
Drive this car and use his shampoo
Designer dog food
Teflon socks
Spandex jeans
All on sale and just what I need
Irresistable, indispensable, unbelievable
And it's just what I need
It's so practical, so affordable, unavoidable
Well, it's just what I need
Windshield wipers
For my glasses
Who'd refuse?
A perfect match with tupperware shoes
Lemmings buying
French-cut swimsuits
By the sea
We all know it's just what we need
It's reversible, indestructible, irresistable
And it's just what I need
Unmistakable, it's unbreakable, non-returnable
Yeah, it's just what I need!
Irresistable, indispensable, unbelievable
And it's just what I need
It's so practical, so affordable, unavoidable
Well, it's just what I need, yeah!
