Her name starts with L She's better than Gisele You'll never have that girl You buy yourself a pill She's the life of the party She knows everybody Instead of getting close You'll get an overdose Red, red wine White, white lines If you're feeling blue Go for something new Take a supersonic A supersonic A supersonic train For her heart His name starts with S He's just so hard to impress He wrote some thick, thick books You like the way he looks He belongs to no party Won't bend for anybody You don't know half the things He knows 'bout human beings And Wittgenstein And James Joyce If you're feeling bored Babe, you have no choice Take a supersonic Take a supersonic Take a supersonic train For his mind S-U-P… E-R-S… O-N-I... C... Train Having problems to concentrate? So many faces to associate With silly nicknames and things you hate It doesn't help when everybody calls you "mate"