Tom: D Bm D A E Dear Hef, I write to you this letter Enclosed I think you'll find my resume Also a reference from my mother She said I used to do my chores G A Maybe I can clean the pools Maybe I can drive the cars Maybe I can mow the lawns Can You get me out of here? Bm D A E I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I'd be so cool at all the parties I'll pack my footsie pajamas And I don't even need my own room I'll share with April, May and June, Yeah! G A Maybe I can clean the pools Maybe I can drive the cars Maybe I can mow the lawns Can You get me out of here? Bm D A E I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! Dear Momma I write you here at poolside Things are fine now here in Cali' I have new girlfriends, they are nice! Don't count on seeing me anytime soon! G A Now that I'm swimming in the pools Now that I'm mowing the lawns Now that I'm wearing my footsies Taking one month at a time! Bm D A E I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! Bm D A E I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!