Some weepy, creepy, willow, pillow boggy shit Transcendental big wheel can ya feel it I got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard His head splits open, stuffin' spills out into the car Cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog You paint a monkey gold, let him loose downtown You start him with a smile, he'll come back with a frown He's just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind I'm thick and thin and all right I'm happy feeling crappy in my nappy little car Squozen, frozen, duplicated, drunk in a bar Tape recorded all distorted genius machine A spokes model dipped in refried beans And piggies' fateful price to put their necks on the stump Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pump Multi-nippled rotating DJ sap I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat I'm just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind I'm thick and I'm thin and alright I'm twig in the wind, a twig in the wind A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind Well alright