Caught my eye I was thrilled but horrified When I finally realised you're my replacement Give us a kiss, Miss No. Chance You might think I'm crazy Regeneration's hazy How you turned into me remains a mystery But to the task at hand We've got a Master plan If it works we'll change the whole of Cyber-history But do you have the mettle to enact it wholesale? I think you've lost your edge since you turned all female But some things I won't change Not even if I could Oh, I will not turn good So come on, Lady Version Hey! Evil and perversion Run through my veins as deeply as in yours, dear Don't cross me or you'll see Just how scary I can be So shut up and let your future run its course, dear I'm twisted and sadistic, if I may say so Like the time I threw that girl in a volcano Some things I won't change Not even if I could Oh, I have not turned good A touching speech, Doc - really ace But take a good long look at my face Does it look like one that's listened to a word that you just said? You know we can't stand him, (Stand with him) So why should we stand with him? (I now understand him) I should have guessed you'd learnt empathy! (But maybe it's meant to be) You know that we can't stand with you, even if we wanted to Darling, I admired you You were always so on fire - you Were burning with a passion that I envy But we can't go on that way It's time for you to change See the Doctor as our friend and not our enemy Now when I said I feared for my personal future I didn't think I'd act as my own executioner But two can play that game Now am I understood? Oh, I will not turn good!