Enchante, mademoiselle Romana, welcome to the city of romance Is there something you're implying? No, there's nothing I'm implying! I just wanted to have a good time, time I just wanted to have a good time Bienvenue a Paris! You know I'm sure that there are better things to see You've no sense of art or culture Vous devez voir le Mona Lisa! I've seen better, but it's still quite good, Good? You really have no taste at all, do you? But there is more to this city than its culture, food and wine The crack upon the clock face shows a dangerous slip in time There's something very phoney about Count Scarlioni This trip is not the holiday we hoped that it would be Zut alors! Once more We can't enjoy ourselves; we're under lock and key But it's always worth exploring Not to do so would be boring These experiments are all doomed to fail, fail As are these forgeries that we have just unveiled In Leonardo's workshop we find something quite bizarre He means to paint six copies of his famous work of art There's something very shady about Captain Tancredi He looks the same; he IS the same; as Scarlioni But his name is Scaroth Of the Jagaroth race He was torn apart, flung through time and space When his ship Was destroyed on Earth Now he's trying to fund Kerensky's work Quel dommage, says the count If I'm to piece myself together, you must die [But to me it is no puzzle I'll fix this hardware on the double His first mistake he must not repeat, repeat But then the human race will never come to be Four hundred million years ago the Earth was just a shell To mankind we must say hello; to the Jaragroth, farewell Sadly one roll of the dice Will have to suffice And for now, au revoir I don't think we'll be coming back here for a while But we ought to tell you one thing Just in case you all were wondering The 'Mona Lisa' in the Louvre it's a fake! Goodbye, goodbye We just wanted to say goodbye