Stoned in LA's murder motel He wears a moustache, he's been through hell He used to sing love in the sixties Now he churns out crap through a million of CDs Stoned in LA's murder motel Cocaá¯ne walls and prison cells Trashed-up dolls piled in the laundry Big moustache is sugar-free Stoned in LA's murder motel The devil climbs out of the well Big moustache runs in a frenzy For the devil starts to eat his chili Drunk and wrapped around in plastic He's drunk and wrapped around in plastic L.A. is the fucking game to play L.A. is the fucking game to play L.A. gets you down on your knees L.A.'s spreading like a disease L.A. is the fucking game to play L.A. is the fucking game to play L.A. ! L.A. ! L.A. !