Tom: C Am If I was a pirate sailing the seas Dm Would you come and pillage the village with me? E We'll bury the treasure and go down down together Am If I was a pirate Am If I was an outlaw robbin' the bank Dm Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away? E Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away? Am If I was an outlaw... C E Am How bad would I have to be? C E How bad? Am If I was a vampire roamin' the night Dm Would you be my prey and put your neck on the line? E Live in the shadows and die in the night? Am If I was a vampire... Am If I was a wanted man on the run Dm Would you take a fall if we were under the gun? E And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung? Am If I was a wanted man on the run... C E Am How bad would I have to be? C E How bad? Dm If I was the worst man in the world Am Would you still be my girl? Dm The scariest monster you ever seen E Would you still love me? Am If I was killer with blood on my hands Dm Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand? E Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man? Am If I was a killer.... C E A How bad would I have to be? C E How bad?